and it's not frapp, it's frappUCCINO. assholes.

I'm just going to put this out there. If you don't like coffee and you don't like tea, DON'T FUCKING GO TO STARBUCKS, MAYBE? JESUS.

Any Starbucks beverage that doesn't have coffee or tea in it is a waste of your money. Why the fuck would you pay five dollars for a Vanilla Bean Frappuccino, when you can just go get a goddamn milkshake from Dairy Queen or some shit, and it will taste better and be WAY cheaper? I mean, ordering any Frappuccino should automatically disqualify you from life, but Strawberries & Cream? Suck a dick.

Also, don't grab a juice from the front case and then ask me to blend it. I don't really have a good reason for hating this, other than the fact that you've taken a simple drink that requires no effort and turned it into a slightly more complicated drink that requires a minimal amount of effort. I don't want to make an effort, all I want is a fucking cigarette, OK?

AND TO ALL YOU VIVANNO-DRINKING PRICKS: FUCK OFF. I HATE YOUR FACE AND WANT TO SHOVE IT IN A BLENDER THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIMES IT TAKES TO BLEND YOUR GODDAMN, PIECE OF SHIT PROTEIN SHAKE. WHICH IS A LOT. YOU SHOULD KNOW, SINCE YOU JUST STAND AT THE HAND-OFF COUNTER AND STARE AT ME WHILE YOUR DRINK BLENDS FOR THE 27TH TIME. AND THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO ASK "Ummmm, excuse me, is my drink coming?" UMMMM, EXCUSE YOU, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT THROWN IN YOUR FUCKING EYE? FOLLOWED SHORTLY THEREAFTER BY MY TINY FIST? I hate you all.

It's no wonder that anyone who has ever served me at Booster Juice has always looked like a miserable cunt.